Category: Breaking

EU threatens to tut and shake their heads disapprovingly if Gaza bombardment continues

Arab consortium plans to merge Liverpool and Manchester United into FC Liverchester

Trump adds Putin to US Government WhatsApp group

McGregor says he’s seriously considering running for Pope

Gardaí treating death of man found stabbed, shot and thrown into river as suspicious

Gingers warned to stay inside until further notice as temperatures soar to 14°C

Disagreeing with government’s immigration policy to be declared a hate crime

Shock in Britain at revelation King Charles is a massive Wolfe Tones fan

Trump unveils new Mount Rushmore plans

Trump legalises calling people fags and retards