Category: Breaking

Quick! Everyone outside now!! It’s 13 feckin’ degrees!!!

Dublin’s Temple Bar to round up price of a pint of Guinness to €50

Jockeyless horse left devastated after believing he had won big Cheltenham race

Rain to never fucking stop

Ruben Amorim not taking Manchester United’s complete transformation since his sacking very well

Dublin Zoo baboons to be fitted with underpants after complaints of indecency

Brits to start referring to County Kerry’s Jessie Buckley as ‘British’ any minute now

Local man taking a well-earned break from Dry January coz it’s Friday

Over a hundred arrested for violent disorder and drunken brawls at midnight mass around the country

Robbing bastards force Tesco in Tullamore to close all self checkouts