Government to start using that middle bit on O’Connell Street to accommodate migrants
The Government has confirmed that tents currently being erected down the middle of O’Connell Street in Dublin are for housing
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Former man expecting to do really well in women’s swimming
A former man is expecting to do really well in women’s swimming having recently become the USA’s first transgender athlete
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Local man actually pays for Netflix & doesn’t use his cousin’s wife’s friend’s neighbour’s account
A local man has admitted that he actually pays for Netflix instead of using a cousin’s wife’s friend’s neighbour’s account
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English tourists outraged to find things different in other countries
A couple from England got a rude awakening when they recently spent a week on the Canary Island of Tenerife.
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Ireland offers to send its tank to Ukraine
The government has offered to send our tank to Ukraine in response to President Zelensky’s increasingly urgent pleas for help
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Newsreaders standing up looks fucking stupid, finds study
A study carried out by the Institute of Research has found that newsreaders standing up while reading the news looks
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Refugee Council calls on Irish people to emigrate to make more room for Albanian Men
The chief executive of the Irish Refugee Council, who isn’t Irish, has called on Irish people to consider emigrating to
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DUP calls for Irish Sea to be removed
The Democratic Unionist Party has called for the removal of the Irish Sea. The DUP is currently boycotting the devolved
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RTE News staff reveal presenter’s ‘live on air’ fart pranks – “Her hole is rotten”
RTE staff who work on flagship news programme Six One News have revealed that presenter Caitríona Perry is a serial
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Eating lots of food makes you fat, study finds
A study carried out by the Institute for Scientific Research has found that eating lots of food makes you really
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