Status Red “Severe Cloudy Warning” as temperatures plummet to 18°C

Ireland is set to be hit with a status red severe cloudy warning as temperatures plummet to 18°C and in some severe cases, 16°C. Oh my God!!!

This follows on from last week’s status red ‘Sever Heat Warning’ when temperatures skyrocketed to an unbearable 22°C. Jesus Christ!!!

We asked Jamie Colgan from Met Eireann what the hell is going on and are we all going to die.

“Probably. I wouldn’t be making any plans or booking any holidays or anything like that coz you’ll never get to see them.” Holy Shit!!!

People are being urged not to ignore the severe cloudy warning and whatever you do, do not go outside because there are lots of clouds in the sky nationwide right now. Fucking hell!!!