Trump adds Putin to US Government WhatsApp group

It has emerged that Donald Trump added Vladimir Putin’s mobile number to a highly confidential US Government WhatsApp group setup months ago to discuss and deal with the war in Ukraine.

The apparent blunder comes just a month after journalist Jeffrey Goldberg was added to another WhatsApp group of top US officials setup to discuss US airstrikes on Yemen’s Iran-backed Houthi rebels.

During a press conference in Washington this morning, President Trump was asked how he could have made such a huge mistake.

“Mistake? What the hell are you talking about? That guy posts the funniest comments with the best emojis. He really cracks me up. It’s enough to make you forget about the thousands of dead Ukrainians. In fact I already have.”

Trump was asked if he’s actually willing to officially recognise Crimea as part of Russia.

“No, that’s not what I’ve been saying at all. I’m actually willing to recognise Ukraine as part of Russia. You guys should pay more attention.”

President Trump continues to pressure Ukraine into agreeing to what would basically be a surrender, just so he can take credit for ending the war. European leaders vehemently disagree with Trump’s stance but so far it looks like none of them have the balls to tell him to stop being a cunt. We live in hope.