Category: Breaking

Neighbours Delighted After Man Trying To Turn On Christmas Lights Gets Electrocuted

‘Nothing Beats A Good Old Big Mac Meal After A Night On The Piss’ Says Jamie Oliver

Breaking News … Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Still Not Sacked By Manchester United

All EU Cows To Be Fitted With Fart Catchers To Reduce Methane Gas Emissions

Local Man Told He Can’t Have A Happy Meal Because He’s ‘Too Old’

Mascot Fred The Red Appointed Interim Manager At Manchester United

Snogging Allowed From Next Week But Strictly No Tongues

British Parents Advised To Tell Kids Santa Didn’t Survive Pandemic

Local Man Taking A Break From Sober October To Get Hammered Coz It’s Friday

Britons Encouraged To Consider Crows For This Year’s Christmas Dinner