Local Man Told He Can’t Have A Happy Meal Because He’s ‘Too Old’

A 36 year-old man was refused a happy meal in his local McDonald’s yesterday because, according to staff, he’s “too old” and should order something else. Kevin Molloy from Tullamore tried to buy the happy meal during his lunch break but was told by staff he couldn’t have one.

“It’s ridiculous.” Kevin told us. “I just wanted a burger. Just a normal burger. I don’t want a double this or a treble that or a Mac fecking veggie McSomething or other. Just a burger and the only one I could see was in a happy meal so that’s what I asked for. When the girl said “Sorry, you’re too old” I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.”

Kevin said he hung around outside McDonald’s for a while after the incident asking kids going in if they’d buy him a happy meal. Unfortunately they all refused, telling him he was too old.

“Cheeky little bastards.” said Kevin. “That’s the last time I buy any of them drink from the off-licence.”