Author: Paul McRingo

Status Orange heatwave warning issued for next week for all 32 counties

Nigel Farage calls for Irish Sea to be renamed The British Sea

Government confirms everyone in Ireland can take tomorrow off work

United confident ahead of Liverpool clash “We could only lose by 2 or 3 goals”

Local man taking a well-earned break from Dry January coz it’s Friday

Christmas is over so it’s Easter now, supermarkets confirm

Possible hate crime investigated after man tells friends he’s “knackered”

Local man can’t wait for Christmas to end so he can stop fucking drinking

Local Man To Start His Christmas Shopping Any Minute Now

Aviva Stadium’s north stand declared a national embarrassment