Author: Paul McRingo

Prince Harry “I Killed Bin Laden”

Harry “The day I was born my father and brother laughed and called me a ginger twat”

Minister Says Patients May Soon Be Asked To Bring Their Own Beds To Hospital

Ronaldo “It’s Always Been My Dream to Play in a Terrible League for a Rich Midget”

‘Let’s Just Become Fianna Gael And Be Done With It!’ Leaders Consider Merging Parties

Local Man Hoping Not To Make A Cunt Of Himself Yet Again At Staff Party

Galway United’s Ronaldo Contract Offer Includes Free Supermacs For Life

Anti-fog Protestors Gather Outside Met Eireann

Shock As Team That Hasn’t Won a Trophy In 56 Years Fails To Win Another One

Britain’s Got Talent But Clearly Not In The Plastic Surgery Department As Cowell Threatens To Sue