Robert De Niro & Lady Gaga on Late Late tonight – Lol, nah it’s Joe Duffy and Twink

Hollywood legend Robert De Niro and A-list superstar Lady Gaga will be guests on tonight’s Late Late Show on RTE1. Adele will also be calling in for a chat and will perform her brand new single live in the studio. Lol. Yeah right. As if.

Host Ryan Tubridy will actually be joined by his RTE colleague Joe Duffy who will be talking about a woman from Clontarf who featured on his radio show this week after she paid €4 for a cup of tea even though she only paid €3.90 for a cup of tea in the very same place just last year.

Twink will also be in for a chat about who knows what considering the only thing of note she’s done in the last 20 years was to tell her ex-husband to zip up his mickey.

Tubridy will round off tonight’s show with a two hour discussion on the Northern Ireland protocol with several incredibly boring experts that you have never heard of before and will never, ever want to hear from again.

Meanwhile over on BBC1 Graham Norton will be joined on the couch this week by Barack Obama, Leonardo DiCaprio, Cristiano Ronaldo and the Dalai Lama. Music will be provided by Oasis who will reunite for a special one-off performance.

The Gallagher brothers will then fight to the death in a specially constructed MMA cage.