Harry and Meghan’s marriage in serious trouble

There are credible rumours circulating among the UK press that Prince Harry and Megan Markle’s marriage is in serious trouble.

Meghan is said to be furious with Harry’s revelation in his book that he lost his virginity in a field to a woman hired by the Royal family to shovel horse shit.

Harry on the other hand is unhappy that Meghan is a gobby American trollop who dragged him away from his family, his country and his Royal privileges.

Many people are worried that the tensions between Harry and the Royal family are causing irreversible damage to the couple’s marriage. Many others couldn’t give a shite.

Nobody from the Royal family was willing to issue a statement on the rumours of a split except Prince William’s wife Kate who simply posted “Yes!! Ha ha bitch!”

We’ll have more on this breaking news whenever we decide to make more up. In the meantime have a great weekend.