Arab Consortium Plans to Merge Liverpool and Manchester United into FC Liverchester
An Arab consortium has revealed its intentions to launch bids for both Liverpool and Manchester United and confirmed that if
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Author: Paul McRingo
Nearly a Third of People Say Santa Claus Should be Gender Neutral
Nearly a third of people questioned in a survey think Santa Claus should be rebranded as a gender neutral person.
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Middle-Aged Man Not Very Good At Football Anymore
A middle-aged man who thinks he’s still great at football is actually not very good at it anymore. Cristiano Ronaldo,
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Britain’s Got Talent But Clearly Not In The Plastic Surgery Department As Cowell Threatens To Sue
Britain’s Got Talent judge Simon Cowell has threatened to sue his plastic surgeon after he emerged yesterday looking like a
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“My Tree Isn’t Up Yet So Nobody’s Should Be!” Claims Local Grumpy Bastard
A local grumpy bastard has claimed that nobody should have their Christmas tree up yet because he doesn’t have his
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Local Couple’s Christmas Booze Already Gone
A local couple who decided to stock up on Christmas drink early this year will have to stock up again
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Lisa Smith To Turn On Dundalk Christmas Lights
Louth County Council have confirmed that local ISIS bride Lisa Smith has been booked to turn on the Christmas lights
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Disappointment For The USA As They Only Manage To Draw With Plucky Underdogs England
“Not good enough. We have to improve.” That was the verdict of USA manager Greg Berhalter after his side only
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Black Friday Madness!! Save 100% On All These Items By Not Buying Any Of Them
Don’t miss out on this year’s Black Friday madness when prices will be slashed on literally tons of crap you
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Woman with 150 TV Channels Outraged Two of Them are Showing Football
A local woman who has 150 TV channels is outraged that two of them are showing football matches as Qatar
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