Local Man Shocked To Learn There’s More Than One Irish Satire Website
A local man has been left shocked and confused after learning that there’s more than one Irish satire website. 34 year-old Brian Donnelly from Kildare […]
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Most Brits Dreading Liverpool Winning Title More Than Brexit
A survey has revealed that there are more people in Britain who are dreading Liverpool winning the Premier League than Brexit. The Merseyside club haven’t […]
Survey: Nobody Has Ever Voted For Someone ‘Coz They Saw A Giant Photo Of Their Head
As election posters go up all over the country, the results of a recent survey seem to show that the hideous eyesores are actually a […]
Angry Voters Get Ready To Vote Fine Gael Back In Again
With the worst homeless figures in the history of the state, chronic hospital overcrowding and violent crime spiralling out of control, it seems Irish voters […]
Taoiseach Asks Queen To Dissolve Parliament As Election Campaign Begins
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has asked the Queen of England to dissolve parliament so the general election can officially begin. Mr. Varadkar flew to London this […]
Local Man Marks Himself As ‘Safe’ After Heroically Surviving Storm Brendan
A local man has marked himself as ‘safe’ on Facebook after he somehow managed to survive Storm Brendan. 25 year-old Brian Martin from Kildare said […]
Another Lie-in For The Lads As TD’s Enter Week 4 Of Their Christmas Holidays
TD’s and government ministers continue to enjoy their insanely long Christmas break today as they enter week 4 of their festive holidays. The traditional 12 […]
Man With Slight Cough Starts Writing His Will After Self-Diagnosing Online
A local man who has had a slight tickly cough for well over an hour now has began writing his last will and testament after […]
“Think Of Her Majesty!” Charlie Flanagan Begs Harry & Meghan To Reconsider
Minister for Justice and Equality Charlie Flanagan has begged the Duke and Duchess of Sussex to reconsider their decision to step back from their position […]
Disappointed Government To Host Oliver Cromwell Appreciation Night Instead
Disappointed that their commemoration for the Royal Irish Constabulary has had to be deferred, Leo Varadkar and Charlie Flanagan have said they will instead host […]