Experts say slightly warmer weather due to slightly higher temperatures

Meteorologists have discovered the reason behind the slightly warmer weather Ireland is gradually beginning to see.

Professor Charlie Wren from the University of Scientific Stuff said the research was carried out over several years and no expense was spared.

“In one particular study we went outside when it was 9°C and it was fairly cold. Then we went outside on another day when the temperature was up to 12°C and it was slightly warmer.

“We can therefore say with absolute certainty that slightly warmer weather is due to slightly higher temperatures.”

Fascinating. Next week, rain. Why does it make you wet?