Category: Sport

Taliban submit £5bn bid for Manchester United

Ronaldo “It’s Always Been My Dream to Play in a Terrible League for a Rich Midget”

Galway United’s Ronaldo Contract Offer Includes Free Supermacs For Life

Disappointment For The USA As They Only Manage To Draw With Plucky Underdogs England

Lucky, Jammy England Just About Manage To Beat Iran 6-2

BREAKING NEWS … Qatar Shite at Football

Ronaldo: Old Trafford dinner ladies didn’t curtsy or even bow when I entered the room

English FA Submits Complaint To FIFA About Iran’s World Cup Crest

England Win Cricket World Cup Which Apparently is a Thing

Ten Hag “The Title’s In The Bag”