England Win Cricket World Cup Which Apparently is a Thing

Sky Sports are reporting today that England have won the cricket world cup which apparently is a thing. No really, it is.

England’s clash with Pakistan ended in a super over and that means England win and become dual white-ball champions. What???

The run chase got off to a rocky start as Pakistan demolished England’s top order, taking four early wickets but Ben Stokes put on a hundred partnership to revive the innings and in case you hadn’t noticed we’ve copied and pasted this from various websites and have no idea what the hell any of it means.

In a dramatic last over, Ben Stokes hit a six and England got six overthrows when a Pakistan fielder hit his bat to send the bowl to the boundary. What the actual fuck?

Surrey bowler Ian Smith ended with figures of 3-40 off his 10 overs – claiming the important wickets of Pakistan skipper Imran Patel (30) and Shahid Afridi (55) in the space of 14 balls. Is that their age in brackets?

Tom Latham hit 46 off 57 balls as the Black Caps managed to make 62 runs off the final 10 overs and something something bla bla bla fuckety-fuck and so on and so forth. Sorry, not a clue lads. Not a fecking clue!