Author: Paul McRingo

Last man in Ireland who still called women’s breasts “Diddies” passes away

Travel chaos, mayhem and utter devastation predicted as light frost forecast for some areas

Study finds people who say they never get hangovers are full of shit

Breaking: 9 out of 10 Manchester United fans didn’t show up for work today

Calls for the word ‘Willy’ to be removed from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

Sensational Ronaldo continues to score for fun against Saudi Arabian goat herders

Manchester United Officially Not Shite Anymore

Mary-Lou McDonald accuses Taoiseach of having a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

Sam Smith threatens to cancel Manchester gig until the city is renamed Themchester

Taliban submit £5bn bid for Manchester United