Author: Paul McRingo

United confident ahead of Liverpool clash “We could only lose by 2 or 3 goals”

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Possible hate crime investigated after man tells friends he’s “knackered”

Local Man To Start His Christmas Shopping Any Minute Now

Aviva Stadium’s north stand declared a national embarrassment

Ireland’s Livers Prepare For Battle

Local man demanding change of government not going to bother voting

Anger after nation being bombed given permission to bomb back

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How to make your local election posters look hilarious without getting caught