Colleen Rooney: My biggest fear in the jungle will be Wayne having granny sex back home

Coleen Rooney has prepared detailed instructions for her family as she gets ready to appear in the 2024 edition of I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here!

In an interview with Woman’s Weekly magazine, the wife of Wayne Rooney said she put a list on the family fridge which includes instructions such as ‘Put the bins out, do homework when you get in from school, bed at 9 o’clock’ and ‘Keep your Dad away from grannies.’

Wayne Rooney has admitted to visiting backstreet brothels in Liverpool during his playing career and has confided in friends many times that he has a particular interest in “older” ladies.

Colleen said “I’ve hired private detectives to follow him around. Just to see where he goes. Obviously my main concern would be the likes of bingo halls and old folks homes. The dirty bastard!”

Colleen was asked if there are any particular bush tucker trials she doesn’t think she could face.

She replied “No, absolutely none. I shag Wayne Rooney so I can face anything.”