Now That’s What I Call Shit! – Out Now
Finally someone has gathered all the worst songs ever recorded and put them together to make one huge steaming pile of shit. And it’s out […]
Latest Research Claims Food Is Bad For You
Scientists researching what we should eat for a healthy diet are claiming that all food is bad for you. Dr. Philip McIntyre carried out the […]
The Word ‘Great’ Dropped From Great Britain
The remaining member states of the EU have decided to remove the word Great from Great Britain with immediate effect and all official correspondence will […]
Woman Drinking Pints ‘Must Be A Lesbian’ Agree Lads in Pub
A group of male friends who went to their local pub last night and witnessed a woman drinking pints are all in agreement that she […]
Jobless Jedward: “We’d Busk But Music Isn’t Really Our Thing.”
Dublin twins John and Edward Grimes – otherwise known as Jedward – have admitted that they haven’t ‘worked’ in almost two years and have no […]
Manchester United Officially Not Shite Anymore
Manchester United are not shite anymore and that’s official. The Red Devils beat title hopefuls Tottenham Hotspur at Wembley yesterday giving manager Ole Gunnar Solskjaer […]
“I Want My Fucking Wall”
WASHINGTON – As U.S. Democrats continue to refuse to fund Donald Trump’s controversial wall along the Mexican border, the President let his temper get the […]
Dubliner Genuinely Surprised Man From Cork Doesn’t Know His Cousin In Limerick
A Dublin man who got chatting to a guy from Cork found it hard to believe he didn’t know his cousin in Limerick considering both […]
Study Confirms Farts Are Hilarious
A government funded study into the effects of farting in public has found that it’s hilarious and that we should do it more often. Most […]
“Nah, Fuck Dry January, It’s The Weekend!” Agrees Half The Country
Around half of all Irish people who promised themselves a dry January this year have apparently had a complete rethink and decided it was the […]