People Who Work In Chippers On Saturday Nights To Be Given Medals
It has been announced today that all people who work in chippers on Saturday nights will be awarded medals and publicly thanked for their service […]
Jay Z And Beyonce Fly In For Hurling Final
American pop superstars Jay Z and his wife Beyonce have landed in Ireland ahead of tomorrow’s All-Ireland Hurling Final in Croke Park. The couple are […]
Lol. DJ Thinks What He Does Requires Talent
A local DJ is under the impression that what he does requires talent. 32 year-old Brian Delaney goes by the name of DJ Spunky Nuts […]
ITV2 Expect New Reality Show To Be Big Hit
Eager to keep Love Island fans entertained while their favourite show is off air, ITV bosses have revealed a new reality show which they believe […]
Toddler Waits Until On Board Plane To Do Massive Foul-Smelling Dump
A local toddler who was on his way to Lanzarote with his parents for a 2-week holiday this morning held in a massive foul-smelling dump […]
United Left Alliance Sack Party Member For Wearing Tie
The United Left Alliance have sacked Dublin councillor Fintan O’Callaghan from the party after he was photographed wearing a suit and tie. An official statement […]
President Trump Calls For Calm In King Kong
US President Donald Trump has called for calm in King Kong. The President was talking to reporters at a press briefing in the White House […]
Leaving Cert – Minister For Education Says English Results Could’ve Been Gooder
Minister for Education Joe McHugh has congratulated Leaving Cert students on all their hard work and said initial indications are that it’s been another good […]
Boris Johnson Threatens To Take English Language Back
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has said that if Ireland doesn’t “play ball” he will consider not allowing us to use their language anymore. Mr. […]
“I’m Sick Of Football On TV” Says Woman After One Game Of Premier League Season
A local woman has told how she is sick to death of all the football on television after just one game of this season’s English […]