‘We Haven’t Gone Away You Know’ – Varadkar & Martin To Meet For Exploratory Talks
Leo Varadkar and Micheál Martin have agreed to meet for exploratory talks next week after a very amicable phone conversation yesterday. The two party leaders […]
New €50 Million Roundabout Completed In Just 2 Years Opens In Kildare
A brand new state of the art roundabout that took only 2 years to build at a cost of €50 million was officially opened yesterday […]
‘I’m Proud And Humbled The People Have Chosen Fine Gael As Their Opposition Party’
Fine Gael leader Leo Varadkar claimed last night that he is very proud the people of Ireland have chosen his party to be in opposition. […]
Saoirse Ronan To Play Mary-Lou McDonald In New Movie ‘Rise Of The Shinners’
Irish actress Saoirse Ronan will play Mary-Lou McDonald in an upcoming movie based on last week’s dramatic general election. Filming will begin in Hollywood later […]
Wet Windy Rain And Rainy Wet Wind Today Followed By Rainy Wet Rain Tomorrow
Met Eireann has warned that the entire country can expect to be hit with more wet windy rain and rainy wet wind today. The wet […]
Labour Party Looking For New Leader If Anyone Out There Needs A Job
The search for the next Labour Party leader gets under way today following the announcement by Brendan Howlin that he is to stand down. The […]
‘Who Are The Ra And What The Hell Does Chucky Our Law Mean?’ – Boris Johnson
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson said today that he will work with any Irish government and told reporters the special relationship between our two countries […]
“Em, Tiocfaidh Ar Lá! Brits Out! That’s Actually What I Meant To Say During The Campaign”
Outgoing Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has said he is bitterly disappointed at the election result and that he completely misjudged the mood of the nation. The […]
Man In Pub Wondering If Schofield’s Wife Lets Him Ride Men Now Too Or What’s The Story
A local man who went out for a few pints last night was wondering if Phillip Schofield’s wife is going to let him ride men […]
Charlie Flanagan Supporters Hold One Final Rally Before Election
Supporters of Fine Gael’s Charlie Flanagan were out in force in Portlaoise this morning for one last rally before tomorrow’s election. Mr. Flanagan was not […]