Dark Clouds And Rain Expected To Clear Around March Next Year
Ireland’s weather forecasters have given their predictions for the coming months and it’s not looking good. After several days of unusually warm and sunny weather […]
Catholic Church Use Father Ted Best Bits Video In New Priesthood Recruitment Drive
The Catholic Church in Ireland is hoping to attract new recruits to the priesthood by showing a Father Ted ‘best bits’ video to Leaving Cert […]
Boris Johnson Admits He’s Now Just Talking Out Of His Hole
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted that he has no idea what to do next as he desperately tries to guarantee the UK will […]
Jay Z and Beyonce Fly in for Ploughing Championships
American pop superstars Jay Z and his wife Beyonce landed in Ireland last night ahead of the National Ploughing Championships which got under way this […]
Rest Of World Wondering How The Hell Brits Ever Managed To Conquer Half The Planet
As political chaos ensues in Westminster, the rest of the world is looking on wondering how the hell these people ever managed to invade and […]
Irish Nationals Who Wear Socks & Sandals Abroad To Be Stripped Of Citizenship
Emergency legislation drafted today and set to become law from midnight tonight will see all Irish nationals who wear socks and sandals abroad stripped of […]
Promise Of Duty-Free Shopping Sparks Surprise Dublin Rally For Brexit
Irish opposition to a No-Deal Brexit has eased considerably with yesterday’s announcement that it would mean a return to duty-free shopping for people travelling between […]
“I Love Boris. He’s Made You Guys Forget About All The Crazy Shit I’m Doing.”
U.S. President Donald Trump has said he’s a huge fan of British Prime Minister Boris Johnson because he’s made people in this part of the […]
Gobshite Conference Concludes In Dublin
Two absolute gobshites from the world of politics finally came face to face this morning when British Prime Minister Boris Johnson and Taoiseach Leo Varadkar […]
People Who Post ‘Nom Nom’ On Facebook While Eating Something Told To Pack It In
People who post the words “Nom Nom” on Facebook while eating something are being encouraged to pack it in and grow the fuck up. Checking […]