Local Man Hoping Not To Make A Cunt Of Himself Yet Again At Office Party
A 36 year-old local man is desperately hoping not to embarrass himself yet again at his office Christmas party. Brian O’Connor from Tullamore has a […]
Woman Unaware Dog Licking Her Face Just Finished Licking The Balls
A woman who allowed a dog to lick her face for more than 10 minutes was completely unaware that he had spent most of the […]
John Delaney To Get Away Scott Free Because This Is Ireland And That’s Just How It Is
The government has confirmed that despite suspending funds for the FAI due to the state of their finances, no action will be taken against the […]
Irish Weather Warning Downgraded To ‘Fierce Windy’
Met Éireann has issued a ‘Fierce Windy’ weather warning for the whole country for the next couple of days with some counties also expected to […]
‘My Tree Isn’t Up Yet So Nobody’s Tree Should Be Up Yet’ Says Local Grumpy Bastard
A grumpy old bastard has claimed that nobody should have their Christmas tree up yet because he doesn’t have his up. 72 year-old Brian Anderson, […]
Chris Rea Spotted Filling Car With Petrol Before Heading North On Motorway
Chris Rea has been spotted filling his car up at a London petrol station before heading north on the M1 motorway, fuelling speculation about where […]
Islamic State Thanks Irish Government For Rescuing “One Of Our Own”
So-called Islamic State have thanked the Irish government for rescuing Lisa Smith who they described as “one of our own”. In a statement read out […]
Toy Show Kids Shocking All Night Bender At RTE After-Show Party
Shocking images emerging from RTE this morning appear to show the young stars of last night’s Toy Show enjoying hospitalities a little too much at […]
Black Friday Madness!! Save 100% On These Items By Not Buying Any Of Them
Don’t miss out on this year’s Black Friday madness when prices will be slashed on literally tons of crap that you don’t need. Convince yourself […]
Every Town In Ireland To Have Its Own Drugs Feud Within Five Years
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has told the Dáil that every town in the country will have its own drugs feud within the next five years. Recent […]