The government is set to announce a new set of Covid rules later today that will be ignored by pretty much everybody in the country. […]

Members of the group set up to advise the government on how to handle the coronavirus pandemic have admitted they just don’t like pubs. Since […]

Emergency legislation passed by the government yesterday means people who say the word ‘Crimbo’ instead of Christmas can be punched in the face by anyone […]

A survey has found that more than a third of people think Santa Claus should be rebranded as a gender neutral person. Some magazine we’ve […]

President Donald Trump has shown that he is not yet ready to admit that he’s a lying sack of shit after he fired his own […]

NPHET has proposed introducing a ban on drinking at home. The group that is providing direction to the government during the Covid-19 pandemic says it […]

A local man who claims reality TV show ‘I’m a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here’ is the worst thing on television definitely watches every […]

Tánaiste Leo Varadkar has advised against buying Christmas presents and having fun this year. Mr. Varadkar was speaking to reporters during a Covid briefing and […]

A local man who believes every conspiracy theory he’s ever come across on the internet has said that people who don’t are just a bunch […]

Donald Trump has told friends that he’s “pretty sure” his wife Melania voted for his rival Joe Biden in the Presidential Election. The couple are […]