Wet Windy Rain And Rainy Wet Wind Today Followed By Rainy Wet Rain Tomorrow
Met Eireann has warned that the entire country can expect to be hit with more wet windy rain and rainy wet wind today. The wet […]
Bosco Dead At 45
Irish children’s TV star Bosco has passed away at the age of just 45. The reclusive puppet was found unresponsive in his Ballymun apartment late […]
Local Man Marks Himself As ‘Safe’ After Surviving Yesterday’s Rainy Spell
A local man has marked himself as ‘safe’ on Facebook after he managed to survive yesterday’s rainy spell. 25 year-old Brian Martin from Tullamore said […]
Government Says Holiday Flights Can Resume As Long As There’s No-one On Them
The government has confirmed that it is happy to allow flights to leave Ireland for holiday destinations as long as nobody gets on them. Minister […]
“Meehall? Is That Even A Name? Can’t We Just Call Him Paddy?” Asks Boris
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has admitted to being more than a little confused after being told of the new Taoiseach’s name. Mr. Johnson was […]
Olympics To Ban White Guys From 100 Metres Because Seriously Lads, What’s The Point?
The International Olympic Committee has confirmed that white guys will no longer participate in the 100 metres because there’s just no point. Committee chairman Thomas […]
People Returning To Mass Asked To Bring 15 Weeks Worth Of Cash For Collection Basket
People returning to mass after the lockdown are being asked by the Catholic Church to bring 15 weeks worth of money for the collection basket. […]
Covid-19: Trump To Reduce Positive Test Numbers By Banning Tests
Donald Trump has promised that he will get the number of Americans testing positive for Covid-19 down to zero in a matter of weeks. The […]
Sky Sports Agree To Add Swearing Chants To Fake Crowd Noise
Sky Sports have agreed to add chants that include swearing to their fake crowd noise during Premier League matches. English football made a welcome return […]
Spain Set To Re-open Borders To All Tourists Except Gingers
Spanish Government officials have confirmed that the country is ready to re-open its borders to tourists from all countries but with one strict condition, no […]