Irish Weather Warning Upgraded To ‘Fierce Windy’
Met Éireann has issued a ‘Fierce Windy’ weather warning for the whole country for the next couple of days with some counties also expected to […]
Jay Z and Beyonce Fly in for Ploughing Championships
American pop superstars Jay Z and his wife Beyonce have landed in Ireland ahead of next week’s Ploughing Championships which get under way on Tuesday […]
Local Woman Putting Bins Out On Wrong Night To Mess With Neighbours Heads
A local woman has began putting her bins out on different nights of the week just to mess with her neighbours heads. 81 year-old Bridie […]
Manchester United Win Football Match
The world of sport is in shock this evening after English Premier League whipping boys Manchester United won a game of football. The red devils […]
Girl Who Expected All Australian Men To Look Like Cast Of Home And Away Left Disappointed
A girl who was convinced that all Australian men looked liked the actors in Home and Away has been left bitterly disappointed after taking her […]
Communion Left Over From Papal Mass To Be Fed To Homeless
A government spokesman has said that communion left over from yesterday’s Papal Mass in the Phoenix Park will be used to feed Dublin’s homeless people. […]
Pope Francis: “I Want To Visit Craggy Island”
Pope Francis has confused Irish government officials and Catholic Church leaders by insisting that he gets to visit Craggy Island during his visit to Ireland […]
Man With Slight Cough Starts Writing His Will After Self-Diagnosing Online
A local man who has had a slight tickly cough for well over an hour now has began writing his last will and testament after […]
Minister For Education Says Leaving Cert English Results Could’ve Been Gooder
Minister for Education Richard Bruton has congratulated Leaving Cert students on all their hard work and said initial indications are that it’s been another good […]
Everyone In Ireland Now A Hockey Expert
Having watched their first ever hockey game this evening, everyone in Ireland is now an expert. The Irish women’s hockey team reached the World Cup […]