Rest Of Society Hoping Game of Thrones Fans Will Finally Shut The Fuck Up About It
People who have never watched an episode of Game Of Thrones are hoping their friends and colleagues who did watch the show will now just […]
Ireland Boycotts Eurovision Song Contest Final By Not Qualifying For It
Ireland has delivered a devastating blow to the state of Israel by sending a terrible song to the Eurovision Song Contest and purposely not qualifying […]
“Ireland’s Eurovision Song Is Awful” Says Man Responsible For Jedward
Louis Walsh has claimed in an interview that Ireland’s Eurovision Song Contest entry for this year is awful and hasn’t a chance in hell of […]
Joy For Blue Half Of Bangladesh As Manchester City Win Premier League
Celebrations are in full swing already across Manchester City strongholds such as Bangladesh and Abu Dhabi as the locals favourite football team were crowned English […]
Britain Celebrates As Some Ginger Fella’s Missus Has Baby
There were scenes of celebration across Britain today after a woman went to a hospital to have a baby and then had the baby. American […]
Study Reveals Men Who Work Out Excessively Have Little Willies
A worldwide study carried out by the International Institute of Scientific Research has revealed that men who work out excessively tend to have tiny little […]
Study Reveals Nobody Has Ever Voted For Someone Because They Saw A Giant Photo Of Their Head
As posters of wannabe councillors and MEP’s are plastered all over lamp posts across the country, a study has revealed that the hideous eyesores are […]
Opinion Poll Shows Opinion Polls Are Complete Horseshit
Opinion polls carried out by two leading newspapers on the same day have revealed results that are the total opposite of each other proving that […]
ATM Thieves Accidentally Steal Condom Machine
In yet another daring overnight raid, a gang of thieves once again used a digger to rip what they thought was a cash machine from […]
Weather Shite Again
The bank holiday weekend is over and so it would seem is the weather that came with it. During the weekend barbeques were sizzling all […]