It’s Easter Now, Confirm Supermarkets
Having only recently put away all their Christmas crap, Supermarkets around the country are already filling their shelves with Easter
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Outrage As Millionaire Told He Has To Abide By Same Laws As Everyone Else
Morons everywhere have been left outraged today after a judge in Australia told a multi-millionaire tennis player that he has
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Brits Some Shower Of Hoors In Fairness, Finds Study
A study has found that the Brits are some shower of hoors, in fairness. Dr Philip McIntyre from the Institute
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Boris Offers To Throw An ‘Apology Party’ In Downing Street Garden
British Prime Minister Boris Johnson has offered to throw an ‘Apology Party’ during a heated debate in the House of
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Husband Lost In IKEA For Six Hours Found Safe And Well
A man who went missing in Ikea for six hours after going there with his wife has been found safe
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Anti-vaxxer Tells Professor Of Medicine & Infectious Diseases To ‘Do Sum Reeserch’
A prominent anti-vaxxer has told a professor of medicine and infectious diseases to “do sum reeserch” during an online exchange
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Local Man Taking A Break From Dry January To Get Hammered Coz It’s Friday
A local man has decided to take a break from dry January to get “hammered” because it’s Friday. 54 year-old
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Kid Who Just Finished Happy Meal Still A Miserable Little Shit
A local kid who just finished a Happy Meal does not appear to be happy at all and is in
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Woman Watching Film Has Missed About Three Quarters Of It
A local woman who is watching a film at home has missed about three quarters of it. 36 year-old Bernie
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Another Lie-in For The Lads As TD’s Enter Week 3 Of Their Christmas Holidays
TD’s and government ministers continue to enjoy their insanely long Christmas break today as they enter week 3 of their
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