Grandads Swap Heavy Cardigans For Light Cardigans As Temperatures Set To Soar
Having spent the last few months wearing their heavy cardigans, Irish Grandads are expected to get back into their light cardigans today as temperatures soar […]
Don’t Watch Game Of Thrones? Brace Yourself For Non-Stop Game of Thrones Bollocks
People who don’t watch Game of Thrones are bracing themselves for a non-stop barrage of Game of Thrones bollocks as the hugely popular fantasy drama […]
Families Reunited In Kitchens Nationwide As Facebook Goes Down For An Hour
Families all over Ireland were brought together today as Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp went down for almost a full hour. Irish families were suddenly forced […]
EU To Blow Up Channel Tunnel If Brits Don’t Fuck Off This Time
European Union officials have announced their intentions to blow up the Channel Tunnel if the UK doesn’t leave the EU at the end of their […]
Most Irish Public Pools About 10% Piss
Research carried out to discover how clean our public swimming pools are has uncovered some very disturbing results. Over a hundred pools were tested nationwide […]
Room Full Of Cunts Acting The Cunt Again
A room in London packed from end to end with cunts is acting the cunt yet again. The British House of Commons continues to make […]
Quick! Everyone Outside Now!! It’s 12 Fucking Degrees!!!
As Ireland basks in the glory of a whopping 12 degrees celsius people are being encouraged to get outside and enjoy the sunshine while it […]
Fair City Producers Hope New Characters Will Make Show More Realistic
Producers of Dublin based soap opera Fair City are to introduce new characters in a bid to make the show more realistic. The popular drama […]
Staff Canteen Enters Fifth Straight Year Of Total Silence
The staff canteen at a local pharmaceutical packaging company has just entered its fifth straight year of complete and total silence. Nobody who works at […]
Dubliner Shane Ross Not Really Sure Why He Has An English Accent
Minister for Transport Shane Ross has admitted that he’s not really sure why he speaks with an upper class English accent. Ross is a born […]