Athlone Town Call Press Conference To Make Major Announcement
BREAKING ….. AS IT HAPPENS Within the last few minutes Jose Mourinho has been confirmed as the new manager of League of Ireland division one […]
Britain In Shock After Learning Meghan Markle Is A Bit Of A Geebag
There was shock across Britain today after it was revealed that the Duchess of Sussex Meghan Markle is actually a bit of a geebag, not […]
Shock As Video Of Loyalists Evicting Elderly Roscommon Family Doesn’t Go Down Well
Irish Bank and Garda officials are said to be in shock today after a video showing apparent former loyalist paramilitaries from the North evicting an […]
English FA To Outlaw Booing At Football Matches
The English Football Association has decided to outlaw booing at all matches from next season and anyone caught committing a boo will receive an automatic […]
Local Man Hoping Not To Make A Cunt Of Himself Yet Again At Office Party
A 36 year-old local man is desperately hoping not to embarrass himself yet again at his office Christmas party. Brian O’Connor from Tullamore has a […]
France To Make ‘Riot Saturday’ A Weekly Event
French authorities and rioters have agreed that every Saturday and also some Public Holidays will be designated riot days and no rioting will take place […]
WTF??? Local Woman Hasn’t Put Her Christmas Tree on Facebook
A local woman has confirmed that she has not taken a photo of her Christmas tree and has no intention of putting it on Facebook. […]
Toy Show Kids Shocking All Night Bender At After-Show Party
Shocking images emerging from RTE this morning appear to show the young stars of Friday night’s Toy Show enjoying hospitalities a little too much at […]
Government Creates 500 New Jobs With Opening Of The ‘Department Of Apologies’
A brand new Government Department was opened by Taoiseach Leo Varadkar yesterday at a lavish ceremony in the centre of Dublin. The Department of Apologies […]
Chris Rea Fills Car With Petrol – Possibly Planning Long Drive Somewhere
Chris Rea has been spotted filling his car up at his local petrol station fuelling speculation that he may be planning to drive somewhere quite […]