Fears Growing Of Mullet Pandemic If Barbers Don’t Soon Re-open
Fears are growing that we have a mullet pandemic on our hands which is only going to get worse as long as barbers remain closed. […]
Scientists Still Unsure Why Millions Of Morons Thought We’d Run Out Of Toilet Paper
Scientists working on a cure for stupidity have admitted they are no closer to knowing why millions of morons all over the world thought the […]
Local Man Hoping His Mother Doesn’t Video Call Him When He’s Pissed
A local man has told how he is hoping his Mother doesn’t video call him some night when he’s at home pissed drunk. Brian Rigney’s […]
Gardaí Given Special Powers To Arrest Parents Who Give Children Terrible Haircuts
The government confirmed today that Gardaí have been given special emergency powers to arrest parents who give their children terrible haircuts during the current lockdown. […]
Cat Just Wishes Family Would Piss Off Back To Work
A local cat whose family are self-isolating at home due to the coronavirus wishes they’d just piss off back to work. Fluffy Molloy from Tullamore […]
‘Bored Rotten’ Queen Considering Beheading Some Criminals For A Laugh
The Queen of England is said to be considering beheading a few criminals after complaining about being “bored rotten” due to self-isolation. A royal insider […]
Dublin Man Who Had Been Mocking Coronavirus Drastically Changes Tune
A Dublin man who up until last week had been laughing at and mocking the coronavirus has drastically changed his tune. Brian Dempsey from Tallaght […]
Trump Says Everything’s Going Great As New York, Chicago And Los Angeles Close Down
Donald Trump has told Americans that everything is going great in the fight against Covid-19 despite the news that Chicago is now joining New York […]
Not All Heroes Wear Capes – Off-licences To Remain Open
In a move that will surely lift the spirits of the nation and prevent widespread panic, off-licences all over Ireland have confirmed they will remain […]
Breaking: Attention Seeking Drama Queen Checks in To Hospital On Facebook
A well known attention seeking drama queen has just ‘checked-in’ to hospital on Facebook. 23 year-old Sarah McGowan had put up several posts last night […]