Strange Hairy Man Found Wandering Around Connemara Claims He Was Once Taoiseach
A strange hairy man who was discovered wandering around Connemara mumbling to himself is claiming that he was once Taoiseach. Gardaí say they estimate the […]
Irish Weather Warning Upgraded To ‘Fierce Windy’
Met Éireann has issued a ‘Fierce Windy’ weather warning for the whole country for the next couple of days. The initial warning was ‘Fairly Windy’ […]
Grandads Swap Heavy Cardigans For Slightly Lighter Cardigans As Weather Hots Up
Having spent the last few months wearing their heavy cardigans, Irish grandads are expected to get back into their slightly lighter cardigans this weekend as […]
Trump Still Hugely Popular With The Gun-Toting Bible-Quoting Nutjob Community
A nationwide survey in the U.S. has found that Donald Trump is still hugely popular among gun-toting, bible-quoting, anti-vaxxer nutjobs. The survey also found that […]
‘Yeah Applause Are Great But You Can Also Thank Us With Wine’ Say Nurses
Nurses all over the country are asking people to consider thanking them in other ways rather than by just clapping. The frontline workers are regularly […]
France Re-opens For Essential Journeys And Riots
French President Emmanuel Macron has announced a detailed roadmap for a gradual, phased exit from the country’s strict coronavirus lockdown. Restrictions on essential journeys and […]
Gingers Told To Go Back Inside Immediately As Unexpected Sunny Spell Imminent
Chief Medical Officer Dr Tony Holohan has today ordered all gingers to get back inside their houses until further notice as an unexpected spell of […]
Local Man With Wife & Kids Chooses His Car For Facebook Profile Pic
A 36 year-old local man with a wife and two children has chosen a beautiful photo of his car for his profile picture on Facebook. […]
80’s Hairstyles Officially ‘Back In Fashion’ As Hairdressers Remain Closed
Fashion gurus and style icons have come together to officially declare hairstyles of the 1980’s back in fashion as hairdressers remain closed in most countries […]
Weather Shite Again
After a glorious day of sunshine yesterday when most of the country saw temperatures of around 20 degrees and higher, the weather has suddenly taken […]