RTE Soccer Panel Voted Most Miserable People On Television
Ever noticed that after a 4-0 result while other soccer pundits on other channels are admiring the goals the lads on RTE spend the whole […]
6am Pints In Airport Bar Hailed As Best Part Of Holidays
Drinking in the airport bar before an early morning flight has been hailed as the best part of going on holidays. The results of a […]
Nearly Half Of All Airline Pilots Terrified Of Flying
A study has found that nearly half of all airline pilots who fly passenger planes are terrified of flying. The results are sure to come […]
“I Could Drop Kick A Kitten Over A Wall Live On TV And I’d Still Win This Thing”
President Michael D. Higgins had a dig at his rivals in the Presidential Election today when he suggested there’s nothing he could do that would […]
Britain Celebrates As Some Ginger Fella Gets His Missus Pregnant
There were scenes of wild celebration across Britain today after it was revealed that the ginger lad from the royal family has knocked up his […]
Families Reunited In Kitchens Nationwide As Internet Goes Down For A Day
Families all over Ireland were brought together yesterday as the Eir network went down for most of the day and over half the country was […]
Woman Claims It’s Not Drinking Alone If You’re On Facebook
A local woman who likes a tipple every night has claimed that it’s not drinking alone if you’re on Facebook and therefore perfectly fine. 36 […]
“It Wasn’t Worth It” Says 100 Year-Old Teetotaller
A local man who celebrated his 100th birthday on Saturday says his biggest regret in life is having never had a drink. Johnny Larkin took […]
Bad News For The 5% Of Irish Smokers Who Actually Buy Their Fags In A Shop
There was bad news in today’s budget for the estimated 5% of Irish smokers who actually buy their cigarettes in a shop. For the seventh […]
Refugees Return To Sea After Spending A Week In London
A group of asylum seekers from North Africa have decided to leave the UK and head back to France after spending just 7 days in […]