Leo Warns Brits “Leave Our Border Alone Or I’ll Tell The EU On You So I Will.”
Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has warned Britain that if they mess with the Irish border in any way he won’t hesitate to tell on them. The […]
“I Could Drop-Kick A Puppy Over A Wall On Live TV And Still Win.” Boris Johnson
LONDON – Boris Johnson had a dig at his rivals today in the race to become next leader of the Conservative Party when he suggested […]
Breaking ….. Weather Still Shite
Despite Met Eireann and every second person on Facebook telling us we were in for a gloriously sunny week, the weather is in fact still […]
Russian TV Channel Nyetflix Releases New Series ‘Chernobyl: It Wasn’t That Bad’
Russian TV Channel Nyetflix has just released a brand new series called Chernobyl: It Wasn’t That Bad.’ The show is seen as a response to […]
Trump Locked Out Of White House After Staff Change Locks During Irish Visit
Donald Trump sensationally found himself locked out of the White House yesterday after an 8 hour flight from Shannon Airport in the West of Ireland. […]
Trump Leaves Shannon Airport And Bids “Farewell To Bonny Scotland”
As Donald Trump boarded Air Force One at Shannon Airport this afternoon, the controversial President turned and waved goodbye to Ireland one last time. He […]
Protest In Dublin Against Trump Visit That Isn’t Taking Place There
Dubliners are holding a protest rally today against the visit of Donald Trump which is happening about 300 km from Dublin. The ‘Stand Up to […]
Trump Thanks “Biggest Crowd Ever” For Turning Out To Welcome Him To Ireland
Donald Trump has thanked the “biggest crowd ever to welcome an American President to Ireland” in a message that’s sure to leave Irish officials baffled. […]
Offaly Village Trying To Hide Links To Trump’s Great-Grandfather
Residents of a village in County Offaly are denying that Donald Trump’s great-grandfather lived there before emigrating to America in 1894, even though genealogists have […]
“That’s Fierce Wet Rain!” Agree Local Aul’ Ones
Two elderly ladies who stopped for a chat when they ran into each other early this morning are in agreement that the rain currently falling […]