Man Who Ordered Cup Of Tea In Pub Told To Get The Fuck Out
A local man who walked into a pub and ordered a cup of tea instead of a pint was told by the owner to get […]
“Weather’s Gone To Shite” Agree Local Aul’ Ones
Two elderly ladies who stopped for a chat when they ran into each other early yesterday morning are in agreement that the weather has gone […]
No Sign Of God Stopping Coronavirus Pandemic Just Yet
As the global death toll from Covid-19 approaches a staggering 1 million people, there is still no sign of God stepping in and bringing an […]
Nation’s Barstaff Told To Report Any Strangers Asking For ‘Heino’ Or Coddle
Barstaff all over Ireland have been told by Gardaí to report anyone they suspect of travelling from Dublin just to have a drink in a […]
Grealish Admits He Was Pissed When He Signed New Aston Villa Contract
Footballer Jack Grealish has admitted that he was pissed drunk when he signed his new contract extension with Aston Villa. Despite being linked to several […]
Keane On Ed Sheeran: ‘Overrated Plastic Paddy – One Trick Pony – Not Good Enough’
Roy Keane has let fly at singer Ed Sheeran describing him as overrated and not good enough. The controversial Corkman is well known for his […]
County Longford To Be Demolished And Rebuilt
It has been confirmed that County Longford will remain closed to the public from next week while the entire county is demolished and rebuilt. All […]
Celebrations Erupt Around The Country After Dubliners Urged To Stay In Dublin
Street celebrations are being reported in towns and cities across Ireland this evening after the government announced earlier today that Dubliners are being advised not […]
‘Sober October’ Can Fuck Right Off This Year, Agrees Everyone
The entire population of Ireland has agreed that the annual tradition of Sober October can fuck right off this year and it’s not looking great […]
‘It’s Almost As If Ireland Can’t Trust Britain!’ Micheál Martin
Britain’s relationship with Ireland and the EU continues to plunge into crisis after the UK government rejected a demand by Brussels to drop plans to […]