Man With Slight Cough Starts Writing His Will After Self-Diagnosing Online
A local man who has had a slight tickly cough for well over an hour now has began writing his last will and testament after […]
Minister For Education Says Leaving Cert English Results Could’ve Been Gooder
Minister for Education Richard Bruton has congratulated Leaving Cert students on all their hard work and said initial indications are that it’s been another good […]
Everyone In Ireland Now A Hockey Expert
Having watched their first ever hockey game this evening, everyone in Ireland is now an expert. The Irish women’s hockey team reached the World Cup […]
Britain To Blow Up Channel Tunnel As Part Of Brexit
The British government have announced their intention to blow up the Channel Tunnel – also known as the Eurotunnel – as part of their Brexit […]
Priest Claims Heatwave Is Ireland Burning In Hell For Repealing 8th Amendment
A Catholic priest in the USA has claimed that the heatwave engulfing Ireland is actually the country burning in hell for repealing the Eighth Amendment […]
Farewell Russia 2018 – Hello Qatar 2022
As one of the best World Cups of all time comes to an end, we take a look at the country that will host the […]
20 Reasons To Be Happy That It’s Not Coming Home
Here are 20 reasons to be happy that England will not be winning the World Cup and why Irish people who tell you we should […]
Shock As Country That Hasn’t Won a Trophy in 52 Years Fails To Win Another One
The world of football is in shock tonight after a country that hasn’t won a trophy in 52 years failed to win another trophy. England […]
Oh Sweet Mother of Divine Jaysus England Are Through To The World Cup Semi-Final
As most people are probably already aware there’s dreadful news coming from the city of Samara in Russia this evening as England have actually gone […]
Complete Water Ban For Dublin – People Encouraged To Start Drinking Piss
People in Dublin have been warned that from next week they must not turn on their taps for any reason or they risk receiving a […]