Sick to Death of Brexit? Here’s a Story About President Higgins Shrinking
The President of Ireland Michael D. Higgins is shrinking and it seems nothing can be done to stop it. The rate of his decline has […]
New Law Means Anyone Saying “I’m Knackered” Can Be Charged With Racism
New anti-racism laws which come into effect early next year mean people will have to be a lot more careful what they say in future. […]
Local Couple’s Christmas Booze Already Gone
A local couple who decided to buy their Christmas drink in October will have to buy it again after they unexpectedly drank it all. Tom […]
Muslims Plead With Catholic Church To Take Sinéad O’Connor Back
After two weeks of having Sinéad O’Connor as a member of their faith, Muslims have already had enough and have asked the Catholic Church to […]
Study Confirms Kids Talk Shite
A government funded study into what kids talk about has found that they talk absolute shite. Results show that around 99% of what they say […]
Neighbours Delighted As Man Trying To Turn On Christmas Lights Is Electrocuted
Residents of a Dublin suburb were overwhelmed with joy last night when a local man who was trying to turn on his Christmas lights on the 7th […]
New €50 Million Roundabout Officially Opened In Tullamore
A brand new €50 Million roundabout was officially opened by Minister for Transport Shane Ross in Tullamore earlier today. The roundabout took just under 4 […]
English FA Ask Manchester City To Play Rest of Season With 10 Men
The English Football Association have taken the unprecedented decision of asking Premier League leaders Manchester City to play their remaining fixtures with just 10 men […]
Experts Confirm It’s Monday Fucking Morning Again
A government funded study set up to find out what day it is has found that it’s Monday. The results also show that it’s morning […]
Traveller Challenges Peter Casey To A Fight
A traveller who spoke out against Peter Casey’s controversial comments during the presidential campaign has now challenged him to a fight. Casey outrageously claimed that […]