Victory For Ireland As Gobshite Voted World’s Greatest Swear Word
A global survey to find out what the world’s greatest swear word is has concluded with Ireland taking gold for Gobshite. Countries were asked to […]
Conspiracy Theorist News Headlines: No Deaths & No New Cases Coz There’s No Virus
There was good news for conspiracy theorists yesterday as no deaths and no new cases of Covid-19 were recorded in Ireland just like every other […]
Harry: “I’ve Married A Geebag!”
Prince Harry has admitted to a close friend that he is starting to have serious doubts about his marriage to Meghan Markle and that he […]
Mescal Joins Esteemed List Of Irish Actors Who Had To Tell Brits They’re Not British
Irish actor Paul Mescal has joined the long list of Irish actors who have had to explain to the British press that they’re Irish and […]
Government Warns Against All Non-Essential Travel To U.S. Coz It’s A Mental Kip
The government is advising people not to travel to the United States unless it’s for essential purposes as the place is mental and it’s a […]
Rain To Never Fucking Stop
Met Eireann has confirmed that the rain currently lashing down all over Ireland is never going to stop. Spokesman Brian Kearney told us the forecast […]
Relief For Irish Holidaymakers As Greenland Makes Travel List
There was huge relief around the country this morning as people woke up to the news that tourist hotspot Greenland had made the travel list. […]
Trump Starting To Think This Coronavirus Thing Could Get Serious
Donald Trump has finally decided that this whole coronavirus thing could actually be getting a bit serious and that maybe he should lead by example […]
Wet Windy Rain And Rainy Wet Wind Today Followed By Rainy Wet Rain Tomorrow
Met Eireann has warned that the entire country can expect to be hit with more wet windy rain and rainy wet wind today. The wet […]
Bosco Dead At 45
Irish children’s TV star Bosco has passed away at the age of just 45. The reclusive puppet was found unresponsive in his Ballymun apartment late […]