“How Can Anyone Watch Football?” Says Woman Who Watches Love Island
A woman who has spent every day since the World Cup began asking how anyone can watch football has claimed that Love Island is the […]
Local Man Shares Facebook Post Of Teenager Missing In Canada For Some F**king Reason
A local man has shared a Facebook post of a teenage boy who has gone missing from his home in Toronto, Canada. Wayne Bracken from […]
Lottery Winner Blows It All On Round Of Drinks In Temple Bar
A man who won the National Lottery has blown the lot by buying himself and his family and friends a round of drinks in Dublin’s […]
Another Massive World Cup Shock As Plucky England Beat Tunisia
Russia 2018 is proving to be a World Cup of shock results and last night it happened again in the Volgograd Arena as serial underachievers […]
“I’m So Sick Of Football” Says Woman Apparently Incapable Of Changing Channel
A Dublin woman has told how she is sick to death of all the football on television after just 4 days of the World Cup […]
Over-Excited Dog Accidentally Squirts Piss On Owner
A dog that got a little over-excited when his owner came home from work and picked him up yesterday accidentally squirted out some piss that […]
Local Man Regrets Organising World Cup Draw In Work After Picking Out Australia and Peru
A man who organised a World Cup draw in work has been left bitterly disappointed after he firstly pulled out Australia and then Peru. John […]
It’s Time For The Shite Panel As Morocco Take On Iran
The game the world hasn’t been waiting for is finally here as Morocco take on Iran in this afternoon’s World Cup clash in Group B. […]
“God That Weekend Flew” Says Piss-Head Who Drank All The Way Through It
A local man who started drinking last Friday evening and stopped some time last night says he can’t believe how quick the bank holiday weekend […]
Last Remaining Man Who Still Called Women’s Breasts ‘Diddies’ Passes Away
There was sad news this week when the last man in Ireland who referred to women’s breasts as diddies passed away. Paddy Bracken from Tullamore […]