Man Googles “Hangover Cure” On The Off-Chance One Was Discovered Today
A local man who went on a bender yesterday and is by his own admission “in bits” today has Googled the words ‘hangover cure’ on […]
Ireland Basking In Partially Cloudy Slightly Drizzly 9 Degree Sunshine
Ireland is currently experiencing a surprise heatwave with temperatures soaring to a not too cold 9 degrees celsius. All over the country people are venturing […]
Girl Who Supported Beheading Non-Muslims “Would Like To Come Home Now Please”
A British girl who fled her home in London to join Islamic State has said she doesn’t really want to stay in Syria anymore now […]
Survey Reveals 90% Of Ryanair Passengers Have No Idea What The Stewardess Just Said
A survey has revealed that 90% of Ryanair passengers have absolutely no idea what the hell the stewardess just said into the intercom. What’s more […]
Ireland’s Got Talent Cancelled Due To Lack Of Talent
Frustrated with a string of piss-poor performances on this year’s show, producers at Virgin Media Television have finally had enough and cancelled Ireland’s Got Talent. […]
Government Ministers Respond To Request To Consider Taking Pay Cut
A committee set up to identify ways of cutting the national debt has made several recommendations including government ministers taking a 1% pay cut. Ministers […]
Irish Weather Warning Downgraded To ‘Fierce Windy’
Met Éireann has issued a ‘Fierce Windy’ weather warning for the whole country for the next couple of days with some counties also expected to […]
Robert De Niro and Lady Gaga on Late Late Tonight. (Lol. Nah, It’s Joe Duffy and Twink)
Hollywood legend Robert De Niro and music superstar Lady Gaga will be guests on tonight’s Late Late Show on RTE1. David Beckham will also be […]
Longford To Get Internet
It’s been a long time coming but the world wide web will at long last reach County Longford later this month and people there will […]
Boston Bellends Beat The Nashville Knobjockeys in Superbowl Cup Final
The Superbowl Cup Final of the World Series Championships took place last night in baseball’s biggest game of the football season. As always the game […]