Fair City Producers Hope New Characters Will Make Show More Realistic
Producers of Dublin based soap opera Fair City are to introduce new characters in a bid to make the show more realistic. The popular drama […]
Staff Canteen Enters Fifth Straight Year Of Total Silence
The staff canteen at a local pharmaceutical packaging company has just entered its fifth straight year of complete and total silence. Nobody who works at […]
Dubliner Shane Ross Not Really Sure Why He Has An English Accent
Minister for Transport Shane Ross has admitted that he’s not really sure why he speaks with an upper class English accent. Ross is a born […]
“Best Paddy’s Day Ever!” Claims Man Who Remembers Nothing After 6 O’Clock
A local man who woke up on his sitting room floor this morning with his tongue stuck to the roof of his mouth has said […]
“God That Weekend Flew” Says Piss-Head Who Drank All The Way Through It
A local man who started drinking last Friday evening and stopped some time last night says he can’t believe how quick the bank holiday weekend […]
“We’re Not a Nation of Drunks You Know!” Says Man On 12th Pint
A drunk Irishman has angrily told an American TV reporter that Ireland is not a nation of drunks and that they haven’t a clue about […]
Offaly Village Trying To Hide Links To Trump’s Great-Grandfather
Residents of a village in County Offaly are denying that Donald Trump’s great-grandfather lived there before emigrating to America in 1894, even though genealogists have […]
Murderer To Be Charged With Murder
A former British soldier who committed murder is to be charged with murder 47 years after murdering 2 people and attempting to murder 4 others […]
Irish People Who Live Abroad Asked To Say ‘Turty Tree’ At Least Once Every Day
A survey of Irish people living abroad has found that almost all of them are asked to say turty tree at least once every day. […]
Cockwomble Voted Ireland’s Favourite Swear Word
A study to find out what the nation’s favourite swear word is has discovered that it’s Cockwomble. An extensive nationwide survey was carried out over […]