Harry “The day I was born my father and brother laughed and called me a ginger twat”

Prince Harry has claimed that the day he was born, his father and brother laughed when they first saw him and called him a ginger twat.

In a leaked extract from his forthcoming book, Harry claims his mother, Princess Diana, told him that when she was giving birth to him, as soon as his head popped out his father, King Charles, started pointing and laughing at him, repeatedly calling him a ginger twat.

Diana also told Harry that when his then 2 year-old brother William came to visit him at the hospital, he also laughed and called him a ginger twat. Diana said they were William’s first words.

Harry also claims his father and brother have continued to call him the same thing ever since.

Even the late Queen regularly used the term when referring to Harry, as heard in this famously leaked conversation, secretly recorded by a staff member at Buckingham Palace on the night of Harry and Meghan’s wedding.

“There’s no way that American tart would ever be attracted to a ginger if he wasn’t rich.” said the Queen. “The gold-digging tramp married Harry for his royal title and his money and he fell for it hook, line and sinker. What a ginger twat.”

The Queen’s comments were probably in response to an interview Meghan Markle gave to a US magazine the same week. Meghan thought the recording of the interview had finished and called the British Royal family a bunch of ugly inbreds.

The journalist who conducted the interview at the couple’s home said Harry asked Meghan not to call his family ugly inbreds but Meghan just stared at him and said “Shut up Harry you ginger twat.”