Category: Breaking

Boris Johnson Admits He’s Now Just Talking Out Of His Arse

Halting site discovered on the moon

People Who Work In Chippers On Saturday Nights To Be Given Medals

CONFIRMED: Liverpool To Win Premier League

Slane Running Out Of Bands As Most New Music Shite

Sweet Mother Of Divine Jaysus Look Who’s In Charge Of Brexit

Three Fuckin’ Eejits Badly Gored During Pamplona Bull Run

Man’s Phone Rings While He’s Pretending To Be On The Phone

Leo Warns Brits “Mess With Our Border And I’ll Tell The EU On You So I Will.”

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