Category: Breaking

Trump Adds Manufacturers Of Fake Tan To Essential Services List

Trump Bans Press From Press Conference

Fears Growing Of Mullet Pandemic If Barbers Don’t Soon Re-open

‘Bored Rotten’ Queen Considering Beheading Some Criminals For A Laugh

Breaking: Attention Seeking Drama Queen Checks in To Hospital On Facebook

Liverpool’s Title In Tatters As Premier League Abandoned Indefinitely

Met Eireann: Weekend Weather To Be Mixed But Mostly Shite

Man In Pub Wondering If Schofield’s Wife Lets Him Ride Men Now Too Or What’s The Story

Harry: “I Want To Be A Prince Again – Real Life Is Shit!”

Weather Warning Downgraded From ‘Status Yellow’ To ‘Fierce Cold’