Category: Breaking

Conservative MP’s Call For Vote Of No Confidence In New Prime Minister Rishi Sunak

Smug Prick On Holiday Delighted To Hear Weather’s Shite Back Home

Head Of Lettuce In Line To Become New British Prime Minister

Hurricane Ian Upgraded To ‘Fierce Windy’

Royal Avenue In Belfast City Centre To Be Renamed Adams Avenue

All Northern Ireland School Children To Start Learning Amhrán na bhFiann From Next Year

Eamon Ryan Suggests Saving Water By Not Flushing For Every Toilet Visit

Charles Hires Stormzy To Give New British National Anthem A Modern Grime Flavour

New British PM: “I’ll Fly To Dublin Next Week To Meet The Teashop”

Catholic Church To Introduce ‘Priestless Mass’ To Combat Declining Clergy Numbers