Category: Breaking

Eamon Ryan Suggests Saving Water By Not Flushing For Every Toilet Visit

Charles Hires Stormzy To Give New British National Anthem A Modern Grime Flavour

New British PM: “I’ll Fly To Dublin Next Week To Meet The Teashop”

Catholic Church To Introduce ‘Priestless Mass’ To Combat Declining Clergy Numbers

Eamon Ryan calls for Electric Picnic to be replaced with Acoustic Picnic

People Who Go For Sunday Pints To Be Given Mondays Off Work

Manchester United Sign Denis Irwin

Marty Morrissey and Jennifer Aniston confirm relationship rumours

Weather Shite Again

Met Eireann Issues Betty Swollocks Warning As Temperatures Set To Soar