Category: Breaking

Breaking: 9 out of 10 Manchester United fans didn’t show up for work today

Calls for the word ‘Willy’ to be removed from Willy Wonka & The Chocolate Factory

Mary-Lou McDonald accuses Taoiseach of having a face like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

North Korea fires long-range ballistic missile at Enoch Burke

Harry and Meghan’s marriage in serious trouble

Manchester City relegated to the League of Ireland

Government to start using that middle bit on O’Connell Street to accommodate migrants

Local man actually pays for Netflix & doesn’t use his cousin’s wife’s friend’s neighbour’s account

Ireland offers to send its tank to Ukraine

Refugee Council calls on Irish people to emigrate to make more room for Albanian Men