Author: Paul McRingo

Status Red “Severe Cloudy Warning” as temperatures plummet to 18°C

Grandads Switch From Light Cardigans Back To Heavy Cardigans As Temperatures Plummet To 20 Degrees

Pope Leo confirms Vatican City will enter next year’s Eurovision Song Contest

Ireland to send someone belching into a microphone to next year’s Eurovision

Manchester United in talks with Erik ten Hag

EU threatens to tut and shake their heads disapprovingly if Gaza bombardment continues

Met Éireann – weekend weather to be mixed but mostly shite

Singer Sam Smith says he now identifies as a Sausage Roll

Arab consortium plans to merge Liverpool and Manchester United into FC Liverchester

Trump adds Putin to US Government WhatsApp group