Vladimir Putin wins Russiavision Song Contest receiving 126% of the votes

Russian President Vladimir Putin has won the first ever Russiavision Song Contest after receiving 126% of the public vote even though the public weren’t allowed to vote.

The hastily arranged show was staged to coincide with the Eurovision Song Contest which took place in Liverpool last night.

Two other acts took part in Russiavision but tragically both were accidentally shot dead while leaving the stage.

A delighted Putin told viewers during his acceptance speech that it was a victory for the people of Russia over fascism.

“In your face Ukraine! Up yours the West! I win Russiavision song contest. This is the big one. Nobody cares about Nazi Eurovision homosexual song contest.”

This is the first time the Russiavision Song Contest was ever held and Putin performed his version of The Beatles ‘Back in the USSR’.

Meanwhile Putin has today denied that his invasion of Ukraine is turning into a disaster after it emerged that his troops are withdrawing from the devastated city of Bakhmut and are gradually being forced to retreat in many other parts of Ukraine.

“Stop saying that.” Putin stated angrily. “We are not retreating. We are advancing backwards. There’s a difference. A very big difference!”