Biden says US aid will be air dropped into Belgium

US President Joe Biden has promised that US aid will be air dropped into Belgium in the coming days, although White House staff later confirmed he meant Gaza.

Mr Biden told reporters during a White House press conference yesterday “I spoke to Mexican President Nelson Mandela this morning, or possibly last month, and told him his country must stop attacking Gaza immediately. Ireland has every right to defend itself but too many civilians are dying in Belgium.”

The President hit back angrily when one reporter told him he was talking nonsense and questioned his mental fitness to continue as President of the United States.

“How dare you! There’s nothing wrong with my mental fitness and I won’t be going anywhere until we achieve a permanent and lasting peace in Yugoslavia. Mister Gorbachev, tear down this wall!”

President Biden then fell asleep standing up and began snoring loudly. He was eventually wheeled away on a trolley by White House security staff.