Michael O’Leary calls Taoiseach Leo Varadkar a useless lanky bollocks

Ryanair boss Michael O’Leary called Taoiseach Leo Varadkar a useless lanky bollocks during a press conference at Dublin Airport this morning.

Mr O’Leary was talking about the Dublin Airport traffic cap of 32 million passengers per year, even though the opening of the 2nd runway in 2007 increased capacity at the airport to 60 million.

“They’re actually blocking growth in tourism in Ireland.” he told reporters. “Can you believe that? We now have the most incompetent government in the entire history of the state led by a useless lanky bollocks.”

It was put to Mr O’Leary that maybe he should refrain from being personally abusive towards the Taoiseach and just stick to the facts.

“Ok, here are some facts. What has he ever done for this country? The answer is nothing, which makes him useless. He’s 6 foot 4 which makes him lanky and last but certainly not least, he’s a bollocks, which makes him a bollocks. On that evidence we can conclude that Leo Varadkar is a useless lanky bollocks.”

O’Leary also defended his decision to call Transport Minister Eamon Ryan and his Green Party colleague Catherine Martin dunces during yesterday’s press conference.

Just be thankful you didn’t ask me about Micheál Martin or I would’ve called him an annoying baldy prick. But you didn’t ask so thankfully that never happened.”