Irishman on holidays determined to have pint with breakfast despite the uncontrollable gagging

An Irishman in Lanzarote is having a pint with his breakfast because he’s on holidays, despite the uncontrollable gagging.

45 year-old Brian Duggan from Limerick is finding it hard not to throw up because of a combination of a terrible hangover and the fact that he’s having a pint of flat, warm lager with his breakfast instead of his usual mug of tea.

“Different rules apply on holidays.” said Brian. “You see lots of people here having a pint in the mornings so it’s perfectly acceptable. I mean it’s making me want to vomit into my breakfast but if it’s okay to have a pint first thing in the morning then I’m going to have one.”

One bar on the strip in Puerto del Carmen where Brian is staying is offering pints for €1 from 1pm until 6pm every day and he said he intends to take full advantage.

“I know where I’ll be every day between 1 and 6. The wife wants to go and see a bit of the Island because of lovely scenery or some shite like that but seriously, €1 a pint? You’d be mad not to take advantage of that. Anyway there’s loads of scenery back home but I’ll tell you what there isn’t, pints for €1. Besides, if you’ve seen one volcano you’ve seen them all. Okay I haven’t seen any but still, €1 a pint! It’s all about priorities lads.”