Leo tells Charles ‘If I had my way you’d be King of Ireland too’

Taoiseach Leo Varadkar has told King Charles that if he had his way, the British monarch would be King of Ireland too.

The infamous brit-licker was caught on camera kissing ass while he met Charles in London before Saturday’s coronation.

“We don’t have a king in Ireland and I think that’s silly.” he told Charles. “You could be our King. If I had my way, you would be.”

Leo also told Charles that if he comes back to visit Ireland, he’ll make sure Dublin’s O’Connell Street is lined with union jacks.

“Maybe they’ll let me leave them up after the visit. Like permanently.” he told the bemused King.

President Michael D. Higgins meanwhile, who accompanied Mr Varadkar on the trip, said he’s hopeful he’ll be dead before he’s asked to go anywhere with him ever again.

“Never again, with the help of God.” he mumbled to journalists after landing at Dublin Airport. “What an embarrassing west-brit gobshite!”