Enoch Burke’s cousin: “He just needs a good ride”

A cousin of Enoch Burke has told us he believes that if the former teacher would just go and get himself a good ride, he could turn his whole life around and become a changed man.

Pascal Burke said Enoch’s only friends are his brothers and sisters and told us that his home-schooling and isolated upbringing are the main reasons why he’s the way he is.

“Believe me, if you grew up in that house you’d be a bible bashing oddball too. All that lad needs to sort himself out is a good ride. Preferably one outside of the family, if you know what I’m saying.”

Pascal said he could point Enoch in the right direction if he ever decides to take his advice as he knows a couple of local girls who’d get up on anything.

“I’d say you wouldn’t get the smile off his face. Can you imagine Enoch’s sex face? It might not be the prettiest sight but it has to be better than his current permanent depressed face.”

We managed to speak to Enoch by phone from Mountjoy Prison and told him what his cousin Pascal had said. He asked us “What’s a ride?”