Category: Breaking

Solskjaer Pre-sacked From Next Job

BREAKING … Solskjaer Sacks Himself

BREAKING NEWS … Queen Scratches Nose

Neighbours Delighted After Man Trying To Turn On Christmas Lights Gets Electrocuted

‘Nothing Beats A Good Old Big Mac Meal After A Night On The Piss’ Says Jamie Oliver

Breaking News … Ole Gunnar Solskjaer Still Not Sacked By Manchester United

All EU Cows To Be Fitted With Fart Catchers To Reduce Methane Gas Emissions

Local Man Told He Can’t Have A Happy Meal Because He’s ‘Too Old’

Mascot Fred The Red Appointed Interim Manager At Manchester United

Snogging Allowed From Next Week But Strictly No Tongues