Category: Breaking

Rain to never fucking stop

Ruben Amorim not taking Manchester United’s complete transformation since his sacking very well

Dublin Zoo baboons to be fitted with underpants after complaints of indecency

Brits to start referring to County Kerry’s Jessie Buckley as ‘British’ any minute now

Local man taking a well-earned break from Dry January coz it’s Friday

Over a hundred arrested for violent disorder and drunken brawls at midnight mass around the country

Robbing bastards force Tesco in Tullamore to close all self checkouts

Ryanair pilots told they’ll have to start paying for their seats

Enoch Burke to turn on Castlebar Christmas lights

Frantic search underway as Brits release Rose West by mistake