Manchester City relegated to the League of Ireland

English Premier League champions Manchester City have been relegated to the League of Ireland and have also been stripped of all their Premier League titles.

City were found guilty of breaking fair play rules more than a hundred times during a nine-year period, the cheating bastards.

They have also been ordered to play next season in their bare feet and the club crest on their shirts will be replaced with a picture of Gary Neville laughing.

City’s first match in next season’s League of Ireland first division is against Athlone Town, a team that barely gets a few hundred supporters at their home games. It’s a big drop from Manchester City’s home games at the Etihad Stadium where they barely get a few thousand supporters.

Most of City’s loyal fans are said to be devastated and are now expected to go back to supporting Chelsea.

The final part of Manchester City’s punishment is a two-year transfer ban, meaning the club cannot sign any new players in that time.

Surprisingly, City’s bitter hometown rivals Manchester United have offered to help their neighbours and said they can have Mason Greenwood for free.