Trump legalises calling people fags and retards
Donald Trump has signed an executive order making it legal to call people fags and retards, especially if they do something faggy or retardy.
Trusted American news website Declaration of Memes reported in the last few minutes that Trump signed the order last night and shared a video of the official signing. We have verified the video. The law making it legal to call people fags and retards comes into effect immediately.
We asked American republican commentator Brad Kowalski what’s the reason behind the move.
“The reason is free speech. Remember that? We’re bringing it back. If you don’t understand that you’re probably some sort of fag.”
CNN news anchor Sam Jefferson told us this is probably just the beginning.
“This is probably just the beginning.” he told us. “I believe it’s all leading up to the big one. The one thing Trump wants to bring back more than anything else. Making it legal for white people to use the N word.”
Under current United States law only black people may use the N word. We’ll have more on this breaking news as it unfolds.