Shock as new Boyzone documentary reveals Louis Walsh is a horrible cunt

The world of entertainment is in shock today after a new documentary about Irish boyband Boyzone revealed that their longtime manager Louis Walsh is a horrible cunt.

Up until now, most people had believed that Walsh was only a bit of a cunt. However, in the documentary he leaves viewers in no doubt that he is in fact a total cunt.

Showbiz columnist Suzy Sherlock told us she’s not surprised by the revelation.

“Everyone in the music industry knew he was a cunt.” she said. “That was never in doubt. The only question was what level of cunt. Personally I never believed he was just a bit of a cunt. That was PR nonsense put out by the record company. I met him several times and knew for a fact he was a massive cunt.”

We contacted Louis Walsh and asked him if he had anything to say in response to our article. He told us if we don’t take it down immediately he’ll sue us and make sure we end up penniless and homeless. What a cunt!