Posh Dalkey Twat Knows Exactly What African Americans Are Going Through

A posh twat from Dalkey has claimed that he knows exactly what African Americans are going through after horrific video footage of a white Police officer in Minneapolis kneeling on the neck of a handcuffed black man caused uproar and violent protests in the States. In the video, 46-year-old George Floyd is heard repeatedly crying out that he can’t breathe. He later died.

27 year-old Julian Smith from Dalkey said he sympathises with the African American community because he can relate to what they’re going through due to his own encounters with the Police in this country.

“I feel their pain. I’ve had my own run-ins with the Gords so I know exactly what those guys are going through and let me tell you it’s bloody scary. One minute you’re walking along Killiney beach minding your own and the next a Gorda is asking you if you’re within 5 kilometers of your gaff. I was, so everything was fine and he told me to have a nice day but it’s true what they say, your life really does flash before your eyes when you stare death in the face.”

Julian said his ordeal has changed him forever and he hopes to raise awareness by getting the hashtag #PoshLivesMatter trending on Twitter. He believes he was racially profiled and said he’ll never feel safe again walking the streets of Dalkey or Killiney.

“As the Beastie Boys say in my favourite song Cop Killer, ‘It’s like a jungle sometimes, it makes me wonder how I keep from going under.’ Mucho respect to our African American brothers across the pond. Especially that poor guy who died. I shudder to think that could so easily have been me. One wrong word and I could’ve had my brains blown out. I know Irish cops aren’t actually armed but still, it’s a sad day when you can’t leave your house without being harrassed by the man. It’s time we stood up to the pigs and said no more! As Tupac said ‘Fuck Tha Gordaí.'”