Opinion Poll reveals most people couldn’t give a shite

An opinion poll carried out by the National Research and Marketing Association of Ireland has revealed that most people couldn’t really give a shite about anything.

The extensive survey asked people nationwide for their opinions on several issues currently making the headlines and somewhat unusually gave the option to tick a box marked ‘Couldn’t give a shite.’

For example, when asked who they’d like to see in the next government, Fine Gael and Fianna Fáil were both in front with 12 points each. Sinn Féin got 8 points but way out in front with a massive 64% was Couldn’t give a Shite.

In another question people were asked who they would like to see as the next President of Ireland. Mairead McGuinness and Frances Black did well but not as well as Couldn’t give a Shite which topped the poll with 72%.

Surprisingly when asked what’s the biggest issue facing the country right now, the cost of living and mass immigration came in second and third respectively but their scores combined couldn’t match, yes you’ve guessed it, the clear winner Couldn’t give a Shite which was selected by a staggering 89% of people.

In one of the most extensive nationwide surveys carried out in recent years to judge the mood of the nation, one thing stands out for all to see. The majority of the Irish people just couldn’t give a shite.