Next year’s All-Ireland finals cancelled as Oasis book 60 nights in a row in Croke Park

Both next year’s All-Ireland football and hurling championships have been cancelled after Oasis confirmed their much anticipated reunion is finally happening and the band are booked to play 60 nights in a row in Croke Park.

Fans of the Mancunian rockers have been pleading with the feuding Gallagher brothers to get the band back together since they disbanded in 2009.

Now it’s actually happening and the Oasis Croke Park shows will run every night throughout the months of August and September 2025.

Approximately 5 million tickets will go on sale for the 60 Croke Park shows but Ticketmaster are still expected to make an absolute balls of it with the tickets being completely sold out in 2 minutes even though you and nobody you know will manage to get one.

UPDATE: Oasis management have just confirmed that Liam and Noel Gallagher have had a massive row and publicity called each other c**ts. The reunion tour has now officially been cancelled.