Manchester United manager admits goalkeeper Andre Onana is shite
Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim has admitted that his goalkeeper Andre Onana is shite.
The Portuguese coach didn’t hold back when giving an unusually honest post-match press conference today after United were beaten 3-1 at Old Trafford by Brighton in a match where Onana was particularly shite.
“Yes he is shite. When your goalkeeper can’t catch a ball you’ve got big problems. I heard he didn’t even catch covid and that doesn’t surprise me. The only thing he can catch as far as I’m concerned is the next plane back to Cameroon. Andre Onana is, and I can’t emphasize this enough, he is complete and utter shite.”
Amorim was asked what his future plans are for Onana now that he’s admitted he’s shite.
“I just told you. My plans for him is to never see him again. He lacks basic fundamentals, his concentration is atrocious and he is a liability but more important than all of these points, he is a useless prick. Now, does anyone here have David de Gea’s phone number?”