Study finds JD Vance is a horrible cunt

A major new study has found that American Vice President JD Vance is a horrible cunt.

The research, which was carried out at the University of Michigan, also found that Vance is a nasty piece of shit and a two-faced prick.

Professor Suzy Sherlock was in charge of the study and said the results are conclusive.

“We studied the behaviour of Mr Vance over the last 20 years, both in his professional and his personal life, and discovered that he routinely and consistently displays the behaviour of a horrible cunt.”

So what exactly is it about JD Vance that makes him a horrible cunt?

“Well first and foremost, the man is horrible. Horrible to look at. Horrible to listen to. Just horrible! Add to this the fact that he’s a cunt and you have yourself a horrible cunt.”

Hard to argue with that. Next week, is Donald Trump a thick, ignorant, uneducated, lying, bullying, self-obsessed, egotistical, orange-faced ape? Yes, of course he fucking is.