Idiots Everywhere In Shock As Britain Basically Votes To Leave The EU (Again)

Idiots everywhere have been left shocked and stunned this morning by the result of the British general election after voters overwhelmingly backed their local pro-Brexit candidates. Boris Johnson’s Conservative Party are on course for a landslide victory and a huge overall majority.

Despite pop stars and actors telling people on social media who to vote for, people responded by telling them to fuck off.

Surprisingly the main casualties seem to be candidates who encouraged their constituents to vote in the 2016 EU referendum and then tried to ignore the result because they didn’t like it. RTE political commentator and professional idiot George Reid said the result is a big shock.

“Who would’ve thought a country that voted in a referendum to leave the EU wanted to leave the EU? It’s a shocker! I just can’t believe the people haven’t voted how Hugh Grant and Stormzy told them to. It’s almost as if voters don’t listen to celebrities telling them what to do.”

In another upset from last night’s count, Liberal Democrat leader Jo Swinson lost her seat after promising earlier in the campaign that if she became Prime Minister (Lol) she would simply ignore the Brexit referendum result and pretend it never happened.

Meanwhile Labour leader Jeremy Corbyn will stand down after his tactic of refusing to say whether he was for or against Brexit for the last three years doesn’t seem to have worked.