Facebook friends who see all your posts but never like them – what’s up with those cunts?

Why do some people never like anything you put on Facebook even though they obviously see and read all your posts?

Is it possible that they have valid reasons or are they just being weird cunts? Let’s take a closer look at some of the possible excuses.

1. They want to keep a low profile.

They joined 3 billion people on the world’s busiest social media website and sent out loads of friend requests because they want to keep a low profile. Bollocks!

2. They’ve unfriended you and didn’t see it.

A quick check will confirm they haven’t unfriended you. Didn’t see it and didn’t see every other thing you’ve ever posted too? Not possible. Next.

3. They don’t want your post to show up on their page.

It won’t. Facebook doesn’t work like that and they know it. We’re starting to lean heavily towards the cunt option already.

4. They simply missed the post.

They commented on some shite 10 minutes before it was posted and some other shite 10 minutes after it was posted. They saw it.

5. They’ve no interest in the post.

No interest in your travels? Your newborn baby? Your Father passed away? You got a new job? You climbed Mount Everest? No interest in anything you’ve ever done? More bollocks!

6. They feel uncomfortable reacting to your posts because don’t know you very well.

They should just unfriend you then and stop stalking and creeping. Weirdos!

7. They’re jealous of your holiday photos.

Highly likely. Especially if they don’t go on many holidays themselves and their lives are miserable and boring.

8. You don’t like their posts.

Their posts are as miserable and boring as their lives. Nobody likes them.

9. They’ve no Internet access.

Oh fuck off!

10. They’re just being weird cunts.

Correct and right. For some reason they’ve decided they are never going to like or engage with any of your posts in any way. They want to see what you’re up to and will look through all your photos but don’t want you to know they’ve looked through them. The weird cunts. You know what to do.