Category: News

Leaving Cert Requirements To Join Priesthood Dropped From 500 Points To 10

“I Loved The Prodigy” Says Man Who Only Ever Heard Firestarter

Next Bond To Be Transgender Asian Bisexual Vegan Muslim Woman

God Pleads With Grammy Winners “Stop Thanking Me For That Shit!”

Priest Says C Word During Mass To See If Anyone’s Listening

Drunk Hugging Becoming A National Epidemic

Government Ministers Respond To Request To Consider Taking Pay Cut

Over Half Of All Facebook Posts Made While Taking A Dump

“Brexit Will Bring Plague, Famine, a Holocaust, Nuclear War and Armageddon” – Varadkar

“Is 97 Too Old To Drive?” Asks Britain’s Media. “Of Course It Fuckin’ Is!” Answers Everyone Else