Study Finds Watching Love Island Can Cause Gradual Shrinking Of The Brain

A study carried out by the National Research Institute has found that watching reality TV show Love Island can actually make your brain get gradually smaller.

Over a hundred avid fans of the show were tested and all of them were found to have suffered at least some level of brain shrinkage since they started watching the programme.

Love Island is a British reality show that’s hugely popular with thick people and a brand new series began last night.

The producers of the show took the concept of Big Brother and somehow managed to make it even worse. People who live near the cemetery in Scotland where the inventor of television John Logie Baird is buried claim they can actually hear him turning in his grave every time the programme comes on.

Britney Clarke from Harlow in Essex runs a Love Island fan club and Facebook page. We asked her how she felt about the survey results.

She told us “Shut up!! Ur thick more like!! No-one cares mate!! Best tv show eva!! Just coz ur ugly!! Go watch the news u borin twat!! SHUT UP!!!”

ITV2 meanwhile say they plan to keep fans of the show entertained while it’s off-air with new programmes which they believe will appeal to a similar audience.

Look out for Celebrity Dump where z-list celebrities take a dump and contestants have to guess whose dump it is by simply looking at it and giving it a quick sniff.