Biden endorses Kamala Harris to lose to Trump

Joe Biden has endorsed Kamala Harris to lose the upcoming US election to Donald Trump.

Mr Biden pulled out of the presidential race yesterday after facing increasing calls from within his own party to stand down over concerns around his age and health.

Biden issued a statement yesterday in which he said “After much thought and reflection I have decided not to lose the election myself but to endorse Kamala Harris and let her lose it instead.

“On a side note, how the hell did the shooter miss Trump? He’s big, fat and orange. They shot Tupak at night and he was black. Can I say these things?”

Meanwhile, having spent the last 6 months making the case that an old man should not be president of the United States, 78 year-old Donald Trump is now the oldest candidate in US history and is about to find himself going up against a 59 year-old woman. Oops!