Jedward say EU-China trade tensions are cause for concern

Jedward have said that EU-China trade tensions are a cause for concern and told reporters they’re ready to help in any way they can.

Edward said he recently read an article online on the subject and called on both sides to get together and stop being silly.

“The EU and The China should have a big meeting somewhere and end these tensions. They can have it in our house if they like. We’ll order Domino’s. Tensions are bad and cause me and John concern. Who do you like best John, the EU or The China?”

“I like them both equally.” replied John. “They’re both Jepic.”

“Jexcellent answer John.” said Edward, who then rambled on for about 10 minutes while putting the letter J in front of words like Jarticle, Jeconomic and Jexit.

The lads also offered to host meetings for leaders of all world conflicts to achieve world peace and to make Earth more like planet Jedward again.

“We’ll have anyone in our house if it helps make the world a better place.” said Edward. “Anyone except Louis Walsh that is.”

“Yeah.” said John. “He’s a wanker.”