Anti-fog Protestors Gather Outside Met Eireann

A group of conspiracy theorists have held a protest outside Met Éireann headquarters in Dublin today, claiming the fog currently affecting most of the country is a hoax.

Banners reading ‘RTE Fake Fog’ and ‘Fuck Off You Lying Cunts’ were held aloft as the protesters were told the fog is most likely being created by a fog machine.

Speaker Brian Dunne told the crowd “Don’t fall for these government lies. They want to control you with an RTE fog machine. Remember, they can’t force you to stay indoors or to wear a nice warm coat if you have to pop out. Show them you won’t be a slave and wear a t-shirt and shorts.”

We caught up with Brian after the protest and asked him if he’s always been mental or if it’s just a recent development.

“Shut up!” he replied. “You’re the mental one. How can you fall for this hoax? This is fake fog. Have you not noticed that if you rearrange the letters of the word fog and then add some more letters and remove the ‘f’ and the ‘g’ you’re left with the words media control? Think about it.”

Brian also told us the fog is all part of a sinister government plot to hide their true aims of controlling the world’s population.

“Expect dead bodies everywhere when the fog clears. The government wants to kill us all. They want to control us. I mean they want to control us first obviously and then kill us. That’s how they’re going to kill us. But only after they’ve controlled us for a bit. At least I think that’s what that website said. Did I mention the fog contains chemicals that turn people gay?”