Trump unveils new Mount Rushmore plans

Donald Trump has unveiled his plans for Mount Rushmore and ordered a team of sculptors to get ready to begin carving his image into the famous monument.

The South Dakota mountain shows the faces of former presidents George Washington, Thomas Jefferson, Theodore Roosevelt and Abraham Lincoln. It has remained unchanged since 1941 but Trump said it’s time he was added.

“I’m gonna be up there and it’s gonna be beautiful. And I’m gonna be bigger than those other guys. Much bigger and much better. They won’t care anyway coz they’re all dead. Let’s make Mount Rushmore great again.”

The plans for the monument show that Trump will be the prominent figure and will cast a shadow on the other former president’s heads.

“My head will be out in front so the first thing people see when they approach Mount Rushmore will be me. We might have to block out some of the other heads up there but ask yourself, what did Abraham Lincoln or George Washington ever do for America? Frankly I don’t think any of those other guys deserve to be up there. It should be just me. Maybe we’ll get rid of them and rename it Trump Mountain. Doesn’t that sound beautiful? Elon said it does.”

Trump said he intends to have the giant sculpture finished by the time his term as President is finished. Although he said the same thing about his wall along the Mexican border during his first term and he built fuck all.